Epic story of a Mother finding a suspicious tiny black cardboard box in the bathroom.
Ma: Eeeeek! Anak! what are your condoms doing in my bathroom?! (shoves the box into teenage son’s drawer)
Son: Ma! That’s not mine. That’s ate (older sister)’s tampons.
Ma: (scratches head) Oh… I thought…
Me: See, ma? Be glad that, at least, he’s practicing safe sex.
Son: Correct! Now these are condoms. (brandishes a bigger shiny pink box) Made in Japan! They’re expensive, you know.
Ma: How did you…?
Son: Ate’s boyfriend gave them to me.