Office crushes are fun!
A conversation in the office
Dirty Old Man: You remind me of women from the Fifties. When women were women. You know, like Rita Hayworth, Katharine Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe.
Me: Yeah, I’m old-fashioned… and I love those women, too. (evil grin)
D.O.M.: Whoah… wait! What did you say? You like women?
Me: I love women.
Skinny Office Geek: (nodding) She does.
Me: I like the petite, curvy, messed-up kind. Especially if they’re pale-skinned and artistic. Complete opposite of my kind of men: dark, big, geeky and nice.
Office Ursula: Yup. That’s her, all right.
Start of my shift
Crush-crush: Hi! Lookin’ good!
Me: Ahehehe… thanks. Bye!
Crush-crush heads home.
A few hours after my shift
Crush-crush: Hey. You’re the last person from the office I ran into yesterday. Now you’re the first!
Me: (dead tired, dizzy, leans towards Crush-crush)
Crush-crush: (beso)
Me: Tired!
Crush-crush: Yeah, go home. Bye!
Me: (kilig!)
HAYLAVETTTTTTTTTTEEEEEE!!! NA-MISS KO NA KAYO NG SOBRAAAAAAAAAAA.
*huhuhu
*hikbi
*singhot
huwenwerHUWAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!?
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